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Shitty Teammate (ft. ChiliOfDestiny)

from DARN. by Uncle Dane

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Parody of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus (www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM)

lyrics

My name is Uncle
Dane, I have a dream about a
Team that would help
Me setup my sentry gun

And there’s a Pyro
Leaving me all alone
But he doesn’t know who I am
And this team don’t give a damn about me

‘Cause they’re just my shitty teammates, baby
Yeah, they’re just my shitty teammates, baby
Taking my metal in setup, baby
From me
Ooo ooo OOOOooo

This Medic’s a dick
He takes out his needle gun
I’d honestly kick
If half my team knew how useless

This guy is being
I tell him, “suck on my ween”
But he doesn’t care where I am
And this team don’t give a damn about me

‘Cause I’m just a shitty teammate, baby
Yeah, I’m just a shitty teammate baby
Complain about losing the pub now, baby
Why me?
Ooo Ooo OOOOOoooo

Oh yeah!
I nag!
And, they shoot their guns but they’re missin’
Oh yeah!
They’re bad!
Oh, they shoot their guns but they’re missin’

Man, I’m feeling old
I’m on roof and I am lonely
Lo and behold
Someone comes over to me

A friendly Scout
But I have my doubt
How does he know who I am?
And why does he give a damn about me?

I’ve got this roof on lockdown - I’ll spy-check, baby
Guard you as you build your gun up, safely
I’m just a shitty teammate, baby
Like you

Ooo ooo OOOOoooo

Oh yeah!
We’ll frag
Oh, they shoot their guns but they’re missin’

Oh yeah!
We’ll frag
Oh, they shoot their guns but they’re missin’

credits

from DARN., released July 23, 2017
Featuring: ChiliOfDestiny [the official voice actor for Scout] (www.twitch.tv/chiliofdestiny)

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