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Medic Girlfriend (ft. FUNKe, Soundsmith, Lady Stanger & Muselk)

from DARN. by Uncle Dane

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Parody of "A Girl Worth Fighting For" from Disney's Mulan (www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiqmZLOaD8o)

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For a long time we’ve been fighting over gravel
With no healer around, no doubt we’ll lose the battle
Between the awful teams & chat bind memes
We want this round to end

Hey! Think of instead, a Medic Girlfriend…
Huh?
That’s what I said! A Medic Girlfriend…

She’d wear a beak of Circling Hearts
With killstreak eyes of fire
My girl will marvel at my kills
As I shield her from gunfire

I couldn’t care what hats she wears or what she looks like
It all depends on what she equips like
Kritz, Vacc, Uber… Ooooohhh….

Bet the Casual Meds think you are quite the pocket
And I’ll bet the ladies love Australium rocket (launchers)
You can bet that we could use a girl
Who’d help our wounds to mend

What do we want?
A Medic Girlfriend!

My girl will think I have no deaths
That I’m an epic guy
Uhh… how ‘bout a girl who’s multi-class?
Who picks what her team needs? (NAH!)

My perfect runs and Hale’s Own guns are sure to thrill her!
He thinks he’s such a great pubstomper…

I’ve a girl back home who always likes to heal me
Bet the only girl who’d heal him plays as Mercy

And to say that we are desperate nerds is something we’ll contend
But I really want...
A Medic Girlfriend!

Wish that I had...
A Medic Girlfriend!

(Whistle)
A Medic GIRLFRIEN

credits

from DARN., released July 23, 2017
Featuring:
FUNKe (www.youtube.com/user/Mtvnoob)
Soundsmith (www.youtube.com/channel/UC0Eqb484X8EiNrFLSUQVsaA)
Lady Stanger (www.twitch.tv/ladystanger)
Muselk (www.youtube.com/user/MrMuselk)
Artwork: MultiverseCafe (multiversecafe.tumblr.com)

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