Nobody play with me
Spies get away from me
Waaaay...
(Yeah! Yeah!)
Ay, I require heavy sandwiches and medic overheal
I’m about to make a fuckin’ play that Lucky Luke will feel
Loaded all my shots, I’m in my spot with both hands on the wheel
Get on my cam, because you’ll want this up in your demo reel
I can see their Medic sittin’ there without a hint of
What I’m ‘bout to do next - more oblivious than Mike Scott
Oooh, dat Heavy’s good, but he won’t see me: The Engie Bomb
Yo, give me an opening and just consider him gone
DM ‘til the AM, I am the M of this PUG
Pissin’ off the DM, playin’ D&D - that’s luck
If you try to BM, me still be the greatest, punk
I just quit this season because I don’t need this junk
My last vid just went viral
Next vid’ll put subbies in a spiral
Behind the scenes I like to make the Medic’s die, tho
There’s secret to it I know, bitch
In tunnel
Med down, in tunnel
Med down, in tunnel
Med down, in tunnel
Med down, in tunnel
Med down, in tunnel
Med down, in tunnel
Med down, in tunnel
Med down
Who dat Scout thinkin’ that he walkin’ on my land
Get the fuck off my flank with the Sandman
Get the fuck off that point - out my scene
I’ll make a play fuckin’ up your whole team
I’m so fuckin’ sick and tired of the Overwatch
Please compare this game to something good like Quake: Live
Compare it to a game that’s not a Fisher-Price FPS
Keep your clusterfuck roster, I’ll take my nine classes any day
And that’s not that crazy, ay
You too scared to play me, ay
Throw a wrench into the fray
If you want a crazy game
Hackers do not phase me, ay
I do not play DayZ, ay
Never even blazed it, ay
White beard, never shave it, ay
I’m CGP Grey, meets Dunkey mixed with Vsauce, ay
Watch my frag vids, and let’s hear the Meds talk, ay
If I kill a Medic, it won’t be an accident, ay
I’m not pending in fact I’m sent, bitch
In tunnel
Med down, in tunnel
Med down, in tunnel
Med down, in tunnel
Med down, in tunnel
Med down, in tunnel
Med down, in tunnel
Med down, in tunnel
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019