Guess who’s back
Back again
Uncle’s back
Tell a friend
Uncle’s back
(x7)
I’ve created a sentry
‘Cause nobody wants a Dispenser no more
They want a killer to deliver
Well if you want Uncle, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bitty Mini with a Widowmaker
Couple shots that’ll straight up drop a medic and a heavy combo
They hop to the restock closet
As the round time left on the clock is fading
And I’m top of the scoreboard, I’m dominating
You kids in the comments can stop debating
If I’ll make another mixtape, it’s long awaited
I know you’re trying to blow a conch to save me
But I’ve got five pocket medics on me baby
I’m an Engineer fuckin’ wit' ya ears, tryin’ to keep things weird
Tryin’ to show his peers
That all you can do is sit here and call me queer
But you’d never do this in a million years
So, come on and build a gun on the hill
Fuck that - a gun in your grill, and farmin’ the kills
And get ready, cause this guy’s gonna rage-heavy
I just hit three hundred thousand
Fuck you Delfy!
So lay back and let’s drink some beer
And everybody, move up your gear
‘Cause we need a little, dispenser here
‘Cause I feel like playin’ Engineer
(x2)
Little nephews, it’s a wonder I get views
All I do is jizz that my Engineer set rules
I start feeling like the people with these views
Have never watched a second of my channel
And that’s cool
He mains Engie, brain must be empty
Started a revolution, pollutin’ the game state
A Valve shill
Well let me make things clear that Engineer
Is the only thing a tiny bit weird
Besides my white beard
I never asked for this
I never passed any class
To read a mountain of sass
But now I’m Batman
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Put a mask on when I wanna play a game of Badlands
But then again, I can’t exactly take this shit for granted
All I wanna do is show the world the Engie’s not a turtle
It’s interesting - what I think is the best thing
Interests these kids who watch vids, no resting
Testing: your minds are free
To have a thought that doesn’t involve what me
And all the YouTubers think about what should be
On the patch notes when it updates for free
So lay back and let’s drink some beer
And everybody, move up your gear
‘Cause we need a little, dispenser here
‘Cause I feel like playin’ Engineer
(x2)
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
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