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Ambassador

from DARN. by Uncle Dane

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Parody of "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj (www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs)

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The Ambassador’s broke
The Ambassador’s broke
The Ambassador’s broke, no fun unless you upfront, son

Shy guy named “DIE” used to main Amby Spy
Big dope long range killer, he was makin’ ‘em die
Wasn’t playin’ as Sniper but still gettin’ the headshots
But then Valvey threw that nerf on, now he aim like easy bots

And now it’s miss, miss, miss
Cause when he tries to cheese it, there’s no swiss
What’s makin’ that sound, oh it’s a Spies clenched fist
I’m happy now that Spy mains are so pissed
Cause that’s some dumb shiiiiiiii-

By the way, that you play
I can tell you ain’t havin’ no chill
Come on up and stab me or are you a lil grill
Fuckin’ dead ringer shill who can barely get a kill
You keep tellin’ me it’s skill, that you’ve got a role to fill
Play broken subclass ‘cause he never gets a stab
So I pull it out my bag, and I crit him with the Jag
Like bappity-bappity-bap-bap-bap

The Ambassador’s broke
The Ambassador’s broke
The Ambassador’s broke, no fun unless you upfront, son

Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap
Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap
Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap
(Look at that Bap)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at that Bap

This dude named “$T1N63R” used to use the Dead Ringer
Shot him 5 times with my pistol, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Winger
Real pussy-ass player, shooting blanks with my rifle
But then they hit it with a nerf and now he callin’ me spiteful

Now I’m like bang, bang, bang
Run for that ammo now you little shit stain
Can’t escape me now that you can’t spam feigns
Don’t like this song, well you can blame uberchain
This is some dumb shiiiiii-

By the way, that you play
I can tell you ain’t havin’ no chill
Come on up and stab me or are you a lil grill
Fuckin’ dead ringer shill who can barely get a kill
You keep tellin me it’s skill, that you’ve got a role to fill
Play broken subclass ‘cause he never gets a stab
So I pull it out my bag, and I crit him with the Jag
Like bappity-bappity-bap-bap-bap

The Ambassador’s broke
The Ambassador’s broke
The Ambassador’s broke, no fun unless you upfront, son

Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap
Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap
Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap
(Look at that Bap)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at that Bap

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from DARN., released July 23, 2017
Artwork: Uberchain (www.youtube.com/user/uberchainYT)

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I'm not a musician but I do it anyway.

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